i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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