i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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