I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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