plz talk dirty to me
actually, I'm a sock model
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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