how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Shame is for Republicans.
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