we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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