We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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