Your face is a jimmy john
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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