ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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