my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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