i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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