Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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