69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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