i just google imaged poop.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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