we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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