I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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