how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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