I hate your face
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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