yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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