i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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