In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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