What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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