handjob tips. give me some.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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