She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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