I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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