I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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