Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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