Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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