I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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