It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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