I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You made out with two different species that night
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I want a musical about memes.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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