week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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