I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
