Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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