Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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