I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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