Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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