she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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