they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?