You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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