Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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