I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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