Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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