Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
