airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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