Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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