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(773): View more from Illinois

Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(813): View more from Florida

you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?

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(716): View more from New York

i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.

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(330): View more from Ohio

thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.

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(917): View more from New York City

M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night

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(804): View more from Virginia

i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle

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