It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole