Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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