is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe