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• (678): View more from Georgia

  well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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• (559): View more from California

  yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  wtf, did you fuck a retard?!

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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• (845): View more from New York

  if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.

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• (916): View more from California

  Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right

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• (650): View more from California

  New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...

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