What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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