Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.