She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work