Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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