she was so not down for the gang bang
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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