please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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