Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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