a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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