So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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