It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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