Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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