So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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