so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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